Got bored

 






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Random Rant 2.0

I hate fake fireplaces. Those ones you see in ritzy apartments in California. There’s no logical point to them expect an eyesore that one should take a sledgehammer to them and make a huge hole to set a blaze in them. I remember when I was going to High School out there these rich college girls offer to pay me to paint a fake image of a fireplace on this  “fake fireplace” aka annoy dents on the wall. After 3 hour into the job listening to them nitpick their perfectionist vision to me ..I was annoyed and inebriated enough to have the thought of pouring the turpentine on what I have done so far and setting it on fire, screaming as the flames rose higher…SEEE BITCHES YOU GOT YOUR FIRE PLACE ISN’T IT PUR-TIE…LOOK HOW IT GLOWS…WHAT A PIECE OF WORK I SHALL CLAIM!!!    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   , But sadly I was quite mild tempered then and finish the work after 5hours and about a 5th of Captain Morgan.

Hero Machine

I found a site that lets you create your own hero..so I got carried away... :twisted:


 


Mine (for shits and grins)



 


GreenSightofDeath


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 For a friend Heather :)
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Here's the link if interested....

 

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Silly crap..

Future prediction by J.E. #1:

In the Future everyone will be fat and have fat contest on who turned into a ball of goo from being in front of their Compaq turbo butt blaster 50000000000 w/build in refrigerator and Alarm Clock. Hence the name yes it will have a build in toilet. If you want auto flush that might cost extra


 


No more need for that pinky my son...

JesusF***ingChrist...

Quote for Today: 'I need to buy me sum "Brits" '


 


Yea..I need to get laid..Or have more coffee...some drugs would be nice...it's hard to pass the boredom mobile during day when you get old without some  kind of help..


Now this is funny...even has Monkey on the corner of it..


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FOREST GURU

ARtsy Fart...

My Friends Daughter..


Red Dawn



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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

I just wanted to state Im not going to be posting that often on here. Since the weather has been quite nice here Ive been taking my son out more to visit his daycare friends. Also I am going be busy getting ready with everything I need for school, which starts the 17tth.

Anyways Happy Mothers Day!!! :D


Easter..

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Was quite bored :wink:

What's in a name

[b]Brief summary of your name: Jennifer


The name Jennifer creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding. You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others. Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways. Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered. [/b]

[b]My Sons:

Brief summary of your name: Ambrose


Your first name of Ambrose makes you spontaneous and versatile, enjoying congenial association, appreciating the finer things of life, and loving to talk and debate. You are strong willed and self-sufficient, not depending on others for encouragement. Your desire for independence and freedom means that you seldom tolerate limitations[/b]


[b][u]FREE NAME ANALYSIS [/u][/b]


What's your fav 4 letter word......

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Ninja..fake flyer

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Zodiac

[b]I found this site to be interesting, cause it combines both Western and Chinese zodiacs for one big reading. [/b]
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THE SCORPIO/TIGER

GENERAL: Tigers are restless and passionate. Forever stalking excitement and pouncing on experience, they need to win and LOVE to be in charge. Tigers are also lucky. And magnetic. And affable. In short, Tigers are cute sore losers who refuse to take orders. Scorpios are of course sexy. But alas, a brooding streak often scrubs out logic and rational behavior. Scorpios are determined people - and they are vengeful. So a Scorpio born in a Tiger year is - to put it mildly -a piece of work!

Scorpio/Tiger? enthusiasms often overrule his good sense. Leaping before looking is this person? idea of BIG TIME FUN. This creature wants extras of everything: work, social engagements, romantic affairs, adventure, kudos and yes, money as well. If challenged, this large Cat? neck hairs bristle. He takes aim and spits out a rapid retort. Sometimes (due to that pesky Tiger pounce factor) too impulsively. Scorpio/Tigers are well-advised to seek out associates whose wisdom and lucidity will keep them in line. Scorpio/Tigers cherish honesty, despise chicanery and loathe betrayal. When trifled with, they don? dawdle. They go for the jugular. And they are as effective as John Wayne at getting revenge. Betray a Scorpio/Tiger and you will forever need to watch your back.

LOVE: People who choose to mate with Scorpio/Tigers assume a daunting challenge. This subject is wholly original, always on the move, stubbornly independent and harshly intolerant of clingy or overly dependent mates. Scorpio/Tigers relish sex. They also relish intrigue. They can be fiercely cranky. Yet...their bad moods can turn to putty as they use affection the way a car uses patrol. Tenderness fuels them. Even a peck on the cheek, a hug or a pinch on the bottom can do the trick. When satisfactorily fondled, caressed and reassured, these slinky little darlings become fuzzy warm kittens. And when Scorpio/Tigers purr, they really PURR.

HOME AND FAMILY: The Scorpio/Tiger makes a devoted (if haphazard) parent and a phenomenal (if intransigent) spouse. If you fall for one of these on-the-move charmers, hold firm to your ideals and keep your intentions clear and simple. Scorpio/Tigers do not suffer wafflers. They are not great with unruly kids either. They have a short fuse and lack patience. But they make excellent teachers of values and love to make rules. Scorpio/Tiger children need affection - more than anything - fuel them with applause, strokes and intimate tell-me-a-story moments to make them grow.

MONEY AND CAREER: By the age of thirty, this rambling creature may well have explored ten careers. She might then decide to start a business, found a new religion, write books, become an actor, or run a country or two. Having done all that, the Scorpio/Tiger might well, at age fifty, train as an opera singer or become a professional surfer. If he or she can only master concentration and discipline, the Scorpio/Tiger is gifted enough to do just about anything well. These guys live a long time. They are not only strong, they are stubborn as mules. In fact, if there were a Mule/Leopard sign in New Astrology, the Scorpio/Tiger would fit the portrait perfectly.

COMPATIBILITIES: Best bets: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, and Pisces/Horses complement the Scorpio/Tiger. Dogs (born in all of the above Western signs) make excellent lieutenants for these hasty types. No go with Goats (too clingy) or Oxen (too slow). Maybe the occasional sensuous Cancer/Snake, even-tempered Libra/Goat or futuristic Aquarius/Rat could hack it. But not for life. In order for a relationship to last, this character needs to feel equal strength coming from a mate. Hang tough!

FAMOUS SCORPIO/TIGERS: Charles de Gaulle, Ted Turner, Jane Pauley, Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Jean Seberg, Pete Townshend, Dylan Thomas.

SUZANNE WHITE S ADVICE: If you happen to be in love with a Scorpio/Tiger, for heaven s sake, leave it alone! Scorpios born in Tiger years are roamers, nomads, movers about. They crave solitude and need to be on their own and on the move. They will give great satisfaction as mates if they are allotted a very long leash. I mean, let them go to London or Paris or Amsterdam or Rome whilst you remain at home, tending the hearth and looking after the garden. It s not that your beloved Scorpio/Tiger doesn t adore flowers or ache to spend time with you... he/she does. But he is not about to spend hours tending the flowers or looking after you. He will appreciate you more if you prove not to need his presence and in return he will even venture out among the posies with you once in awhile, lop the branches off a few rose bushes or prune a tree or two just to please you. But basically, he d rather be on the train going somewhere, having a lovely lunch in an exotic clime or starting a new money-making project which will benefit you both but requires that he or she leave home again for a short time. You will get the most satisfaction from this madcap person by understanding that he or she needs bushels of caresses, oodles of love bites and truckloads of lovemaking in order to gain strength and be sure to bring home the next victory. In exchange for your tolerance of his incessant movings about, you will never be bored. But you might tear out a few hairs trying to get used to the expansive and expensive habits of this very unusual lovebug.Take heart. Scorpio/Tigers ALWAYS land on their feet.

[b]Another Name Search[/b]

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JENNIFER f English
Pronounced: JEN-i-fur
Cornish form of Gwenhwyfar (see GUINEVERE).

GUINEVERE f English, Welsh Mythology
Pronounced: GWIN-e-veer
Old French form of the Welsh name Gwenhwyfar, which is composed of the elements gwen meaning "fair, white" and hwyfar meaning "smooth". In Arthurian legend she is the beautiful wife of King Arthur. Her betrayal of her husband with Mordred prompted the battle of Camlann, which led to the deaths of both Mordred and Arthur. Later versions of the legends tell of her adulterous affair with Sir Lancelot.


[b]Just lil things to do out of boredom :wink: [/b]


Being Silly...:P

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[b]All the sexy your going to get...lmao...[/b] :twisted:

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Which Black Daisies Character Are you Quiz?



my blackdaisies character



You are Ophelie. You're artsy, mysterious and sexy and no one knows much about you. You have no cares about anyone else, nor do you concern yourself about your intrigue. You are soft spoken, when you do speak, and intelligent. At clubs, you are well dressed and well seen, and everyone knows who you are, but you do not have to mingle or socialize. You do not have to be aware of your own mystique ... both genders are attracted to you regardless of what you do.


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STFU..lol

FUNNY LIL VID

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[b]YUM[/b] :twisted: